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Misunderstanding, misprofiling & desperation! Why Woltemade was doomed to fail at NUFC

The big German striker has left for Juventus on loan - but was he ever the right fit?

Liam Kennedy
Sep 02, 2026
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Nick Woltemade. Forever to be remembered as the man who scored the derby own goal? Feels harsh, but it might just stick.

Has there ever been a bigger Newcastle United riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma than Nick Woltemade?

In all my time watching the Magpies, I’m not sure I’ve seen a player so doomed to fail from the minute he walked through the door. Weirdly, I’m not sure the German international really foots much of the blame for it.

In a world where, with the ink barely dry on his deal at Juventus, every man and his dog is keen to pounce on the narrative that Woltemade was not fit for purpose at NUFC, or the Premier League, I want to give a more contextual, nuanced view of what is hard to argue against a failed 12-month stint on Tyneside.

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